Three Maids in a Tub

Three Maids in a Tub Front Cover.

If your best friend offered you a free weekend on a cruise ship, you’d go – wouldn’t you?

This standalone companion novella to the Rub-a-Dub-Dub series introduces Emily Underwood, Norfolk’s most unfortunate food inspector.

Currently suspended from her job as an inspector at the Food Standards Agency after an incident which saw Delia Smith’s flagship restaurant closed down, Emily is offered a free weekend on a cruise ship. She jumps at the chance, but things aren’t quite as they seem.

An alcoholic broken-hearted Captain, an ex-Army Colonel with a wandering eye, and Emily’s gastro-intestinal emergencies all come together in a hysterical read. Lots of sex, lots of booze, and people from Norfolk. What could possibly go wrong?

A companion piece to the Rub-a-Dub-Dub series, this novella will make you think very carefully about ever going on a cruise. Or anywhere near Great Yarmouth.

Not available in the shops!

This novella is only available as a gift to readers of the Rub a Dub Dub novella. A link to the download page is at the back of Rub a Dub Dub.